Dead Sex Puppets

Embracing imperfection since inception   ))   Auckland New Zealand

Dead Sex Puppets are an atypical, apolitical, asexual, collection of atheist personalities with no clue what the term “woke” means.

Their raw, sloppy, rude, dirty rock is highly likely to offend the soft cock “politically correct” as well as ACTUAL musicians but they really don’t give a toss!!

We got up, took a piss, staggered to the kitchen and finished off the left over lager from the night before. Then we didn’t go to work, collected unemployment from your tax dollars and played video games for the rest of the day, then we said “hey, let’s try and make some musical type noises”.

After another shambles of a night on lager and chips, a marathon of all the GTA games and six months passing by we said “hey let’s try and make some musical type noises”.

Two years later, here we are, LISTEN good suckers!

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Dead Sex Puppets are an atypical, apolitical, asexual, collection of atheist personalities with no clue what the term “woke” means.

Their raw, sloppy, rude, dirty rock is highly likely to offend the soft cock “politically correct” as well as ACTUAL musicians but they really don’t give a toss!!

We got up, took a piss, staggered to the kitchen and finished off the left over lager from the night before. Then we didn’t go to work, collected unemployment from your tax dollars and played video games for the rest of the day, then we said “hey, let’s try and make some musical type noises”.

After another shambles of a night on lager and chips, a marathon of all the GTA games and six months passing by we said “hey let’s try and make some musical type noises”.

Two years later, here we are, LISTEN good suckers!

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